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  • Sat, 20:34: RT @LolOhWonka: Me: Mom do you want any help? Mom: No thanks sweetie. *5 minutes later* Mom: HONEST TO GOD ITS LIKE NONE OF YOU CARE ARO ...

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  • Fri, 17:22: RT @SarcasticRover Based on all the glitter I'm finding here, I think ancient Martians loved arts & crafts. Or went shopping at Lush.

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  • Wed, 13:47: Hellooo fall allergies! I love everything about the fall except for you. #Zyrtec

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  • Wed, 19:02: RT @johnmoe: "Doo do do do dooo, I'm a big glass dish often used for casseroles." #TalkLikeAPyrexDay
  • Wed, 19:08: RT @SarcasticRover: Just realized that Mars is basically an open field for World Records - going to start with "Most Rocks Lasered."
  • Wed, 19:31: RT @cartalk: Johnson Controls opens plant to recycle 14 million batteries per year... It has a lot of positives, but just as many negatives.

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  • Thu, 17:15: RT @SarcasticRover: While it is true that I'm searching for water, that's only insofar as water is a primary component of gin.

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  • Wed, 20:32: RT @SarcasticRover: Did I miss them showing the iPhone 5 furthering humanity's reach into the cosmos and fulfilling the dreams of a gene ...

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  • Tue, 23:31: Hey baby, how about we go back to my Mars Rover, and I'll use my neutron spectrometer to measure the depth of your OH-bearing materials.

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