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  • Tue, 16:34: I think I've lost my taste for Doritos. However, I have not lost my taste for the Dorito dust at the bottom of the bag. #orangeyfingers
  • Wed, 02:06: Dear Glee and Smash writers, Amtrak trains do not go to Grand Central, as much as I wish they did.
  • Wed, 02:07: Your stars should wander the dirty underground labyrinth of Penn Station like the rest of us while singing their inspirational travel songs.

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  • Sat, 09:57: At work before 6am on a Saturday, but actually feeling pretty good. God bless iced coffee and donuts. @honeydew_donuts

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  • Tue, 13:14: While walking the dogs this morning, I saw an SUV pull up to a stop sign... and lose its front wheel. Hilarious!

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  • Sun, 16:24: When I saw it was sunny this morning, I immediately mowed the lawn and cut down some enormous weeds, all before noon. Yeah, I'm done today.

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  • Sat, 17:50: Loved The Avengers movie! Wouldn't mind seeing it a second time, it was a lot to take in!

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  • Wed, 14:13: Dear Google: I just had to retrieve a message out of my Gmail Spam folder for a Google Play notification.
  • Wed, 14:14: Already created filters to keep Linkedin and Facebook notices from going to Spam. I am not creating another one for GOOGLE'S OWN SERVICES.

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  • Mon, 19:51: Pun from my Building 19 calendar: "The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work."

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  • Sun, 04:31: Blew out my water heater tonight. Greeeeat. No hot water until... ?

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  • Thu, 12:27: Came into work early and got a spot on the first (top) level of the garage. Or as I like to call it, "top-shelf parking".

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  • Sun, 13:07: Where is the heavy rain I was promised? It was supposed to be my excuse for not mowing the lawn today.
  • Sun, 13:07: (Yesterday the excuse was I would do it on Sunday.)

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  • Sat, 17:44: Just closed my Barclay Card that was required to get 0% financing on my Macbook because it's paid off and the standard APR was really high.
  • Sat, 17:44: However, it served its purpose well, and they were very friendly (no hard-sell) during the cancellation.
  • Sat, 17:45: Would recommend their services to anyone who wants an expensive Apple gadget. http://t.co/W16WYOtM

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  • Thu, 20:42: RT @denisleary: Mike Tyson's doing a one man show in Vegas. It's called Holy Shit Am I Broke.

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  • Чт, 18:45: New phone. GALAXY NEXUS. In my hands right now. OMG.

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  • Сб, 17:32: Christmas tree and custom-made wreath acquired! 900 lights ready to go. However, I may need to acquire more balls this year.

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  • Пт, 17:07: Today is an AWESOME day, because today is the day that I finally PAY OFF MY CAR!!!

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  • Fri, 05:05: 12:05 AM on Black Friday. Time to load the Christmas music on my iPod!

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  • Вт, 03:37: Amy's and my roadtrip playlist is like 20% The Smiths.

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